TOPIC: Animal Cruelty
Rapper DMX was arrested for animal cruelty. Hard to believe a guy who writes such sweet lyrics would treat us badly.
by Truman
SPECIES: Dog
10 May 2008
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TOPIC: Presidential Race
Do you think it's not too late for one of us to enter the Presidential race as a candidate on the Animal Party ticket? We're sure a lot better than those turkeys that're running now!
by Andy
SPECIES: Cat
10 May 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Obama said he's been in 57 states so far. The guy is mixing up his country and his Ketchup.
by Sam
SPECIES: Bird
10 May 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Clinton is staying in the race. The platypus didn't quit Evolution either despite all the signs it wasn't one of the winners.
by Bear
SPECIES: Dog
10 May 2008
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TOPIC: Mideast fighting
As a dove, I would no longer feel safe living in Lebanon.
by Robert
SPECIES: Bird
08 May 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Putin stepped down as Russia's president and will become the new prime minister. As they say in volleyball - "Rotate."
by Ian Phinsler
SPECIES: Reptile
08 May 2008
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TOPIC: Kentucky Derby
Big Brown wins the Kentucky Derby! I taught him everything he knows.
by Higgins
SPECIES: Horse
06 May 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
6 sea lions were shot dead in Oregon! What's Al Sharpton's phone number? We want a protest swim!
by Leonard Tarskin
SPECIES: Water
05 May 2008
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TOPIC: Olaf has died
Olaf, the polar bear at the Denver Zoo was euthanized 'cause he had liver cancer. Sad.
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
05 May 2008
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TOPIC: Preserve the Wetlands
Some dumb human profiteers want to "develop" right into the Everglades, and endanger yet another Wilderness region. I say feed 'em to the gators! Now!
by Lucyy
SPECIES: Cat
04 May 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
My opinion is I don't like the way animals are being treated by humans they get a dog or a cat from a Petstore one day
by love of animals
SPECIES: Cat
04 May 2008
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TOPIC: Rev Wright
Looks like Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.
by Sam
SPECIES: Bird
29 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Clean Up Your Act
Why do you dogs have to leave your doo-doo all over our lawn? It makes it hard to walk through, and it's very rude!
by Andy
SPECIES: Cat
28 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Animal clothes
Balding Penguin Gets Custom Wetsuit. That's what I'm talking about! http://tinyurl.com/68ctts
by Mylo
SPECIES: Water
27 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Love a Cat- Live Longer
Human ticker problems? Adopt and love a cat- yes, any cat- and reap cardiovascular rewards! Medpage Today, February 22, 2008
by Charlie
SPECIES: Cat
26 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Petitions
I'll sign your petition to stop North Korea from exporting nukes if you sign mine to stop Canada from exporting clubs.
by Leonard Tarskin
SPECIES: Water
25 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Neutering
Neuticles. Yeah, Baby! Now you can get neutered and still look like a man. Dog park here I come!
by Darrell
SPECIES: Dog
25 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Justice System
Wesley Snipes got 3 years behind bars for tax evasion. I know how he's gotta feel.
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
25 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: laws
Los Angeles just enacted a mandatory spay and neuter law! How do I get a pardon from the Governor?
by Indy
SPECIES: Dog
24 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
The Democratic debate in North Carolina has been cancelled. How are we gonna know where the candidates stand on issues now?
by Sam
SPECIES: Bird
22 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Peta
PETA is offering $1,000,000 for the invention of food from a test tube that tastes like meat.
by Rondell Spongergate
SPECIES: Bird
21 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Enigma
"Howl at the moon"? I do that every night, but there's no answer! What's wrong here?
by LittleGraycat
SPECIES: Cat
19 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Funny picture
Before cell phones were invented...
by Sputter
SPECIES: Critter
19 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Pope visits New York
Hey Pope, while you're touring New York how about coming to the zoo and blessing us prisoners?
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
18 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: The New Scenery
Would all those who are whelmed by the new scenic site layout, please form a line behind me and cheer loudly? What? Why is it so quiet?
by Hazy
SPECIES: Cat
16 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Springsteen endorsed Obama! Go Bruce!
by Wickers
SPECIES: Bird
16 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
If lethal injections were outlawed only outlaws would have lethal injections.
by Mr Rabbit
SPECIES: Critter
16 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Nature
A 9550 year old tree was found in Sweden. I'd like to pee on that !!
by Indy
SPECIES: Dog
16 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Food
Java du Mutt - coffee for dogs. Cool!
by Darrell
SPECIES: Dog
14 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
Monkeys are better than humans at math (see link.) Too bad we lack the language skills to get the word out.
by Dennis
SPECIES: Other
14 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
Humans always talk about stuff that sometimes we just don't understand! Wgat do you think?
by Angel
SPECIES: Dog
12 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Bear Bile
My bile is worth money in Vietnam. For the record.
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
11 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: wealth
The problem with being as wealthy as I am is that I don't have enough pee to mark all the things that are mine.
by Trouble
SPECIES: Dog
10 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Food
Are any of these organic cat foods really any better for me?
by Dusty
SPECIES: Cat
09 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Question
Are wolves, foxes & coyotes kinds of dogs, or are they not?
by Roost
SPECIES: Bird
09 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Question
Hey dogs, what's with all the barking? We heard you already.
by Chuck
SPECIES: Cat
09 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Reptiles
Lungless frog discovered in Indonesia. Cool!
by Scooter
SPECIES: Reptile
08 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Etiquette
Dear humans, Please don't put chopped-up asparagus in my food anymore. It pisses off everybody at the dog park.
by Truman
SPECIES: Dog
05 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: why oh why
why do the humans vacuum up my mess in the lounge room when I quite like it? vacuum scares me
by Anya
SPECIES: Other
05 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Who am I supporting in 08
Whoever drops the most food on the floor.
by Tuffy
SPECIES: Dog
04 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: endangered_list
A rare Asiatic lion cub was born at a Japanese zoo. There's only about 300 of them left. I bet he would taste good.
by Barton P Roverton
SPECIES: Other
04 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Holidays
World Rat Day is April 4th!
by Fred Kipster
SPECIES: Critter
03 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
Canada's annual seal hunt is off to a bad start. Darn.
by Leonard Tarskin
SPECIES: Water
02 Apr 2008
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TOPIC: global warming
Al Gore announced a 300 million dollar campaign to fight global warming. Hey Al, I WANT it to get warmer. Back off!
by Ian Phinsler
SPECIES: Reptile
31 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: stop hunting
Stop Hunting! Too many animals are getting killed for meat! Humans have other food they can eat and they are killing animals. They're animals too.
by Tommy
SPECIES: Reptile
30 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: rock and roll
I love rock & roll. It helps me blend in with the sea floor, so that I can sleep without being noticed.
by Tommy
SPECIES: Reptile
30 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: news
We're supposed to turn off lights at 8pm Sat Mar 29 for EARTH HOUR to increase awareness of global warming. What human came up with that?
by Dennis
SPECIES: Other
29 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: tv
New CCSI show auditions!
by momoandco
SPECIES: Cat
27 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: endangered_list
I heard it's almost impossible to get off the endangered species list if you have a muslim name. Can anybody confirm this?
by Mr Rabbit
SPECIES: Critter
25 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Sayings
In the future, if my clone bites someone will they put me to sleep also?
by Darrell
SPECIES: Dog
24 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: technology
Jungles need Wi Fi. I had to walk almost 4 miles and hang outside a Starbucks near Nairobi just to get a signal to send this.
by Barton P Roverton
SPECIES: Other
21 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Holidays
What's the rule on Easter? Do I HAVE to let the kid put a bonnet on me and parade me around the lawn behind that stupid egg basket?
by Chuck
SPECIES: Cat
20 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Food
22 dolphins just died in New Zealand fishing nets. If dolphins are so smart why can't the figure out this simple equation: "Nets equal death"?
by Morgan Furlock
SPECIES: Cat
19 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: celebrities
Halle Berry gave birth on Sunday. Halle, take it from someone with over 1000 offspring: It gets easier after the first 50.
by Harris Pickerton
SPECIES: Water
17 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Sayings
"Poach eggs, not tigers." Who wants a bumper sticker?
by Barton P Roverton
SPECIES: Other
14 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Eliot Spitzer had sex with strangers. So? I do it all the time at the dog park.
by Darrell
SPECIES: Dog
12 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Sports
The Iditarod Dog Sled Race would probably be a lot faster if they didn't have to pull that human with his huge bag of clothes and groceries.
by Indy
SPECIES: Dog
12 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: endangered_list
They missed the March 9th deadline to decide whether polar bears should be on the endangered species list. I say yes!
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
12 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
If humans hunt down and kill animals that kill humans, why don’t they hunt down and kill humans that kill other humans?
by George
SPECIES: Cat
08 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: television
CCSI has moved to new facilities. (click for more info...)
by MoMo
SPECIES: Cat
07 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
Bill Gates is no longer the richest man. Hope he was smart and put some yarn away. LESSON: You may have 50,000,000,000 but it won't last forever.
by Dusty
SPECIES: Cat
06 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
Female pigeons in Hollywood are being given the birth control pill yet the city refuses to pay for condoms for male birds. It's sexism, I tell you!
by Nagi
SPECIES: Bird
05 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: NAY to DST, YEA to NST!
My friends, let us all petition to abolish the DST nonsense. Let us, in replacement, put Nightlight Saving Time instead. The night is our friend.
by BoredGenius
SPECIES: Bird
05 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Most Intelligent
We all know who the most Intelligent animal is right? I mean, i shouldn't even ask about this.
by BoredGenius
SPECIES: Bird
04 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: endangered_list
The manatee is off the endangered species list! Congrats.
by Mr Jackson Fish
SPECIES: Water
02 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Holidays
March 1st is National Pig Day. Who wants to hug a pig? The line starts here.
by Rashermon
SPECIES: Other
01 Mar 2008
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TOPIC: Food
That taste of yummy worms. Yum! All those yummy bugs too. & all that food that people threw in the compost.
by Roost
SPECIES: Bird
29 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Humans
They reported that for the 1st time 1% of Americans are behind bars. Good.
by Chester
SPECIES: Other
29 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Politics
I like to watch TV to see some cute cats, maybe some lizards or birds. But all we get is Obama, Clinton or McCain! Help! Give me a break!
by LittleGraycat
SPECIES: Cat
28 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Seed Vault
The Svalbard Global Seed Vault just opened in Norway. Seeds stored from all over the world! There HAS to be a way in.
by Garrett
SPECIES: Bird
26 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Fidel Castro
Does Fidel resigning mean I'll finally be able to eat some real cuban cigars? Looking forward to it!
by Larry
SPECIES: Other
26 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Bring Food Prices Down
Food has just gotten too expensive! What do we do when the humans can't afford any for us anymore? Is it back to hunting for a living? Eeeeeeowwww!
by Katie
SPECIES: Cat
25 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Lost
Anybody seen my ball? It was green. Reward.
by Truman
SPECIES: Dog
22 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Human Behavior
He throws the stick and then tells me to go get it. Why didn't he just not throw it? Ahhhh!!! This isn't rocket science.
by Darrell
SPECIES: Dog
20 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Shooting down satellites
First satellites, then, before you know it, it'll be us. I don't like this whole thing.
by Fenston
SPECIES: Bird
20 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Butt sniffing
What do you want us to do - run their credit report?
by Tuffy
SPECIES: Dog
19 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Fame
I was on LOST and it sucked. For one thing, it shoots in Hawaii. I'm a polar bear. Get it?
by Whiskers
SPECIES: Other
19 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: Triumph The Insult Dog
He's ruining it for the rest of us. Insults make people mad at us. NO! We want people to like us. They have the food. Think!!
by Tuffy
SPECIES: Dog
19 Feb 2008
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TOPIC: discrimination
I'm thinking of suing this site for discrimination. It caters mostly to dogs and cats!
by Sir Nuts A Lot
SPECIES: Critter
26 Aug 2007
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TOPIC:
Do you eat more if the kibble is multi-colored or just one color?
by Jack
SPECIES: Dog
23 Aug 2007
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TOPIC: Politics
Is local government's funding of dog parks unfair to other animals?
by Casey
SPECIES: Dog
16 Jul 2007
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TOPIC: zoos
I think zoos are good. They're like assisted living facilities.
by Ethan
SPECIES: Other
08 Jul 2007
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TOPIC: Endangered List
We're off the list! Bald Eagles are no longer endangered. We're back, Baby!
by Sam
SPECIES: Bird
27 Jun 2007
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TOPIC: catnip
Nepeta cataria aka Catnip
by Chubs
SPECIES: Cat
26 Jun 2007
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TOPIC: Politics
We need immigration reform
by Parrotbird
SPECIES: Bird
21 Jun 2007
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TOPIC: Politics
Animals of politicians? Know any? I think Mitt Romney had a dog. Once.
by Jackdog
SPECIES: Dog
18 Jun 2007
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TOPIC: being green
How are you being Green? I'm buying carbon credits to offset myself. Oops! There's another one. Excuse me.
by Sarah
SPECIES: Other
14 May 2007
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TOPIC: Politics
I'm voting for Obama cause he voted in support of Senate Bill 146 to improve US competitiveness. That and cause I'm black.
by Jack
SPECIES: Dog
09 Apr 2007
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TOPIC: Animal Holidays
What are some animal holidays?
by Elton
SPECIES: Other
13 Mar 2007
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TOPIC: New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolution - I'm going to poop on all cars equally. Not just German ones
by Hathead
SPECIES: Bird
21 Dec 2006
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TOPIC: movies
Best animal movie of all time was Old Yeller
by Percy
SPECIES: Dog
06 Nov 2006
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TOPIC: dating
Any fish out there looking for a roll in the waves?
by flippy
SPECIES: Water
05 Nov 2006
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TOPIC: Leona Helmsley
I just got 12 mil. Any ideas where I might spend it?
by Trouble
SPECIES: Dog
29 Aug 2006
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